MY STORY OF HOMECOMING

It is the morning after homecoming (11:52) and there's no way in hell i can get breakfast cuz McDonald's stops serving breakfast at 10 (i think) smh.
but anyway, i am POOPED & still trying to decide if i should eat breakfast or wait till lunch -_____-
i wonder if this is what KE$HA feels like when she wakes up the morning after a party lol
but i should get on with the story XD
My boyfriend and i had the schedule all planned out for the night:

 -GO TO HIS HOUSE @ 6:30
 -GET TO P.F. CHANG'S @ 7:00
 -LEAVE THE RESTAURANT @ 8:15
 -GET TO THE SCHOOL BY 8:45

did everything go as planned? IT NEVER DOES -____-
I asked my mom to get my boyfriend's birthday present & then she didn't come back till late cuz she was shoppin for other stuff too
so this is how our shedule went:

 -MOM ARRIVES HOME @ 5:45
 -MOM DOES MY HAIR & MAKEUP @ 6:30 (supposed to pick up boyfriend now)
 -MOM TAKES PICTURES BEFORE WE LEAVE HOME @ 8:15 (supposed to leave restaurant now)
 -WE GET ON THE ROAD TO PICK UP  BOYFRIEND @  8:20 (supposed to be on the way to the school now)

well, i think you get the gist that we were runnin on black ppl time smh
So by the time we pick up my boyfriend, we don't have enough time to go to the restaurant of choice, so we go to this thai place that's like 5 miles from my house smh
they brought out the food so quick that i was a little suspicious
i swear they microwaved it smh
and i don't think my boyfriend was too crazy about the food either lol
and while we were eating, another "homecoming group" was there and they decided to shout across the restaurant to my boyfriend cuz they haven't seen him in a while -_____-
my plan to be incognito was ruined
all i wanted to do was eat & haul ass to the dance before it was too late
but it got worse when we got to the actual dance smh
i had to wait for my boyfriend to actually get into the dance cuz the teachers were too busy tryna catch up with him
and about 10 seconds after we FINALLY got into the dance, ppl started rushing at him like he was black jesus or something
& don't get me wrong, i think it's really sweet that ppl miss him, but DAMN i wanted some time w/ my boo too lol
it was just awkward standing there when ppl (that i don't know that well) were having a conversation with my boyfriend & practically ignoring me (although i see them at school EVERYDAY)
so after that, we went to the gym where the party was & i saw alot of interesting things
like i mentioned in my earlier blog post, i saw little tweens runnin around in the WORST homecoming fashion i've EVER SEEN
this one girl was wearin a floor-length dress with some CHUCK TAYLORS on, lookin like she wanna be AVRIL LAVIGNE or some weird shit like that smh
ALOT of girls were lookin MAD CHEAP up in there
like, how are u gonna wear a cheap dress but then have on some hooker heels that are 6 inches tall?
THAT'S JUST GHETTO smh
it was so bad that i almost felt like i was overdressed -___-
but i did get alot of compliments & nasty looks from jealous girls XD
and it ended up being a great night :)
and if my boyfriend were here with me right now, i would say "I LOVE YOU, I MISS YOU, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO COME BACK HOME AGAIN" :)

FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!!

note: everything highlighted in purple is a link

another note: if you recognize yourself in any of these facebook statuses/picutres, please do not be offended. This is for comedic purposes only :)

Do you know what ppl do on friday nights?
If you're old, you go to happy hour
If you're young, you go club hoppin
If you're boring, you write blogs ;)
So imma write a special blog today, to celebrate Friday XD
Leggoooooo!!!!

Let's start with facebook smh....
i swear ppl's ignorance is contagious -_____-

WHAT'S NEW?!?!?

What's new is that you're just realizing that your love life has been stabbed in the artificial heart and has died violently because you've given it (your body) to pretty much everybody smh

You're actually the cause of you're own heartbreak, DUMBASS!!!

Everyone knows you're a H.I.T. (hoe-in-training) except for you smh.....this is just ignorance -____-

I HATE these statuses!!!!

"sure, Billy, I'll like your status so you can tell me how ugly i am on a scale from 1-100. Usually ppl just stop at ten but NOOOOOO, you have get all specific on me"

OH, GOD....Did you really just admit that you're bored & pathetic?

......AND THAT YOU WILL ACTUALLY DO THEM ALL?!?!?!

You're just setting yourself up for failure smh

There's so many things wrong with this one that i don't even know where to begin smh.

how are things falling on your head considered awkward?

The only time it's awkward is if someone was watching the whole time smh

And that's already considered awkward, even if nothing falls on your head

 no one wants a peeping tom lol

But what i'm shocked about is that 7 other ppl actually like this status -_____-

How many other ppl have had this happen to them?

Odds are, not many shower rods/curtains decide to just jump off the wall and hit you in the head lol

And then this girl decides to comment and says "were you dancing when this happened? cuz that happens to me all the time"

Who likes to dance naked in the shower?

And if this type of thing happens to you all the time, then you either need to get a new shower rod/curtain or you need to find another bathroom to dance in.....like this

No shit, sherlock. If you're just now figuring this out, then i'm worried about you. People have been writing whole BOOKS about this stuff smh.

BUT YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR YOURSELF -_____-

What if the guy you were talking about in your status saw this?

Then he'll know that you're playing hard-to-get and will find an alternative way to ulimately PLAY YOU.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????

Does that mean you're gonna get high?

Cuz i think you already are, since your status makes no sense at all -___-

and btw you misspelled the word "rocketship"

......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't even have to say anything about this one lol

The person who commented on this status just summed up everything i wanted to say in just two little words lol

um..........I guess he knows now smh

YOU JUST PUT IT ON FACEBOOK!!!!!

He probably saw it 2 seconds after you posted it.

I hate it when ppl do this -____-

You act like he won't see it

That's just like telling someone a secret but yelling it so that everyone in the building can hear what you're saying.

And because i love you all, imma do one more:

i found some pictures of some hot (ghetto) messes and imma roast them cuz this was too good of an opportunity to pass up lol.

If you can even see this crispy girl, she's wearing a romper/jumpsuit smh.

that girl looks like stole an amish quilt and made this outfit -___-

And the white belt makes her look even worse and that pose doesn't help at all

This, apparently, is a prom photo O.o

I STILL can't figure out the theme that they had for prom

I see tutus, pearls, corsets, and a half-shaven head- sounds like Willow Smith to me

 The queen of hot (ghetto) messes has arrived:

IT'S FANTASIA!!!!!!!

i can't believe she's not skinny anymore, and I STILL can't believe she won american idol smh.

 This is another Willow Smith in the making smh

 NO WHITE AFTER  LABOR DAY!!!!!

This is probably why they made up the rule in the first place.

Um.........You look like the long-lost sister of Mario&Luigi.

They called and said something about collecting money and getting more shrooms.

I think you need to call them back ASAP

here's their number:

1-800-PLUMBER

 Girl, if you don't take those candy-colored Jesus Sandals of yo feet, imma have to take a picture and post this on my blog.

OH WAIT.............I JUST DID!!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Homecoming!

note: everything highlighted in purple is a link :)

For some reason, I am excited about homecoming being a month earlier than usual. Last year, it was halloween day i think & i had some "issues" w/ and ex of mine and the school hoe smh.
but THIS YEAR is gonna be different. I'm gonna have my boyfriend by my side and my ex can eat his heart out, for all i care smh.
Homecoming is Sept. 24 and the WHOLE homecoming theme is the wizard of oz......click here for the black version lol

These are the themed days for homecoming week:
1)Monday- Camo day:
As much as i respect people of the armed forces, HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIND SOME CAMO LYING AROUND IN MY CLOSET?

Not everyone has some extra camo that's just waiting for them to take it smh
I'm prolly gonna look like G.I. Jane -____-

2)Tuesday- Pajama day:
Let's just say that I don't really have any school-appropriate pajamas that i can wear lol.

3)Wednesday- superhero/villain day:
Again, DO YOU REALLY THINK BLACK PPL HAVE SUPERHERO PARAPHENALIA IN THEIR CLOSET??? Now i'm gonna have to steal a too-litte spiderman shirt so i can actuallly participate smh.

4)Thursday- Class theme day:
Our class theme is the enchanted forest i think smh
BUT WHAT KINDA THEME IS THAT?!??! The school must really hate us -_____-
How the hell am i gonna dress like a tree and be beautiful at the same time?
i'm gonna be lookin like the green giant or a chia pet with plants duct-taped to my head smh
or i can dress like broccoli..or poison ivy from batman...she's pretty badass

5) Friday: Class color day:
I don't own a stitch of gold in my closet (our class color is gold). And black ppl don't do too well with the color gold anyway smh......idk what i'm gonna do for spirit week -_____-

BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BAD PART!!!!
i don't even know what to get for homecoming
Should i get a dress like Dorothy's with some red peeptoes?
Or should i get an elegant dress that represents emerald city?
the world may never know.....until homecoming, of course :)