I survived the east coast urfquake of 8.23.11 :)

note: everything highlighted in purple is a link :)
What had happened was....
my mumsie, bro and yours truly was tryna get to Dave&Buster's and we had stopped a an intersection.
Then we saw this (most likely fake) homeless man with a piece a cardboard and the usual  message sayin "please give me money & may God bless you".
Of course, being the horrible person that I am, I start making fun of the fact that he doesn't even look homeless, and that it's probably just a scam.
& right after i said that, the URF started shakin our car like this.
& i legitimately thought that God was punishing our car :(
i was about to do some HAIL MARYs like the Pope on his lunch break. but then i noticed that everyone else's car was shakin like a stripper so that meant that i had just survived the east coast URFQUAKE of 8.23.11 :D

PEOPLE OF WALMART

this is my take on the good, bad, and ugly creatures of "wally world"

Note: anything hightlighted in purple is a link :)

this lady looks like stole Willy Wonka's sunglasses......is that a man?

How the hell are u gonna be gansta when yo shirt is tucked in????

It's not considered saggin if yo mama made u tuck yo shirt in before u left the house smh

this fatty looks like a CHEETAH GIRLS REJECT....did u really have to murder the whole jungle and then wear it on ur stanky booty???

PETA (and Tony the tiger) is gonna kill you in ur sleep tonight

and if your gonna wear animal print, at least make sure the shit matches.....that's just tacky right there smh

IT'S A BIRD.....IT'S A PLANE...IT'S.........SONIC THE DOUCHEBAG!!!!

i swear i feel like cutting my wrist now smh

i guess prostitutes/cross-dressers have to shop too smh

Excuse me, ma'am........i think ur belt is tryna tell you something.......it's saying that ur pants are too small and they're tired of seeing Mr. BootyCrack.....just sayin....

Sir, ur confusing me......are you the KKK, or are you impersonating Casper the Friendly Ghost? smh

damn.....i know how u feel, girl.......those 3-month long road trips from africa make me sleepy too lol

Remember in elementary school when it was cute for you and your best friend to dress alike for a day????

WELL IT AIN'T CUTE NO MORE!!!!! smh

this lady looks like Elvira before her morning coffee........

AND without a glam squad, special effects, and a tummy tuck smh

I was 110% sure that elvis was dead

Now i'm starting to question the death of Michael Jackson, Osama, Biggie, and James Brown o.o

this is a prime example of a black man on the "downlow"

I wanna see the day that he has to explain this to his wife lol

"Baby...I can explain...You see, I was workin out with the Jane Fonda excercise video tape and i took a water break....but we had no water.....so i hopped in the car, without changing, and went to walmart and this crazy kid kept takin pictures of me and sayin 'this is goin on the internet fa sho'....you gotta believe me"

yup......that's not gonna go over well smh

BACK TO SCHOOL SEASON

note: anything red is a link :)
According to america....."back to school" season starts in freakin JULY  -______-
DO I REALLY NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL SOON????
that just ruins my whole vacation....although i spend most of my time doing this
and I'm always pressured to find the perfect clothes for the first day of school.....and if i don't, my peers will do this.....or this -____-
and since my mom is a procrastinator........we she usually waits until the weekend before school starts to shop for my clothes -___-
by that time, the store ends up looking like this cuz everyone took all the good stuff....or just stuff, in general :(
and, on the first day, everyone looks like this and i look like this....