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Sunday, October 23, 2011

WTF HAPPENED TO B5?!?!?!?!?

note: EVERYTHING HIGHLIGHTED IN PURPLE IS A LINK :)

If you don't know who B5 was then search it on wikipedia smh
B5 is was a boy band that consisted of five (of course smh) half-black brothers who were talented in the singing and dancing department.
but most ppl (or girls) didn't notice that as much because they were known for their looks more than their talent
they were supposedly modeled after the jackson5 and were backed by Diddy & his record label (bad boy records)
Some of their hits were "All i do", "U got me", & their rendition of the disney classic "who's afraid of the big bad wolf"

but then Diddy got bored with them and sold them off the a craptastic record label & then they "were under different management"
A.K.A. their careers were about to vanish like LaTavia's when she was fired from Destiny's Child smh (latavia who?)

But then they stunned the world when they came out with their first Diddy-free hit "Hydrolics" which did pretty well on it's own
but then......their second Diddy-free hit "In my bedroom" didn't get as much airtime cuz it kinda SUCKED!!!!!!
after that, i kinda don't remember anymore hits being made from them

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.....

they seemed to disappear for a long time and then one day i discovered that they're not B5 anymore.....apparently the name of the group is called AUDIOWERXZ smh
they went from this.......to this.......to THIS
what the hell happened????
first thing i thought when i saw that the most current pic (the last one i mentioned) was ".....THESE N!GGAS ARE FRUITY AS HELL" SMH

I've done you all a favor and uploaded these pictures so i could roast this sad excuse of a boy band DIRECTLY:
Now look at this "BEFORE" picture. This looks like a nice, wholesome, innocent boy band. These light skinned brothas had it MADE. They had girls drippin in the palms of their hands smh (i didn't mean for that to sound dirty lol).

NOW LOOK AT THE "AFTER" PICTURE smh
WTF happened?!?!?!?! THIS LOOKS LIKE THEY DISCOVERED RELAXER FOR THE FIRST TIME SMH. THEY STRAIGHTENED THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA THEIR HAIR SMH
Carnell (the one ALLLL the way to the left) looks like a gay & emo version of that black guy from star trek smh smh. Patrick (second from the left) just looks like a Michael Jackson impersonator that performs on the boardwalk of Coney Island for tip money smh. Dustin (middle) didn't change as much. he still looks pretty chill as always. Bryan (second from the right) looks like a furball with his failed attempt at a Justin Beiber haircut smh. Kelly (the one ALLLL the way to the right) looks like a reject from New York Fashion week lol

ok well....not to be all abrupt but i have a bedtime *cough* 2 AM *cough* so goodnight, america XD

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