another note: if you recognize yourself in any of these facebook statuses/picutres, please do not be offended. This is for comedic purposes only :)
Do you know what ppl do on friday nights?
If you're old, you go to happy hour
If you're young, you go club hoppin
If you're boring, you write blogs ;)
So imma write a special blog today, to celebrate Friday XD
Leggoooooo!!!!
Let's start with facebook smh....
i swear ppl's ignorance is contagious -_____-
WHAT'S NEW?!?!?
What's new is that you're just realizing that your love life has been stabbed in the artificial heart and has died violently because you've given it (your body) to pretty much everybody smh
You're actually the cause of you're own heartbreak, DUMBASS!!!
Everyone knows you're a H.I.T. (hoe-in-training) except for you smh.....this is just ignorance -____-
I HATE these statuses!!!!
"sure, Billy, I'll like your status so you can tell me how ugly i am on a scale from 1-100. Usually ppl just stop at ten but NOOOOOO, you have get all specific on me"
OH, GOD....Did you really just admit that you're bored & pathetic?
......AND THAT YOU WILL ACTUALLY DO THEM ALL?!?!?!
You're just setting yourself up for failure smh
There's so many things wrong with this one that i don't even know where to begin smh.
how are things falling on your head considered awkward?
The only time it's awkward is if someone was watching the whole time smh
And that's already considered awkward, even if nothing falls on your head
But what i'm shocked about is that 7 other ppl actually like this status -_____-
How many other ppl have had this happen to them?
Odds are, not many shower rods/curtains decide to just jump off the wall and hit you in the head lol
And then this girl decides to comment and says "were you dancing when this happened? cuz that happens to me all the time"
Who likes to dance naked in the shower?
And if this type of thing happens to you all the time, then you either need to get a new shower rod/curtain or you need to find another bathroom to dance in.....like this
No shit, sherlock. If you're just now figuring this out, then i'm worried about you. People have been writing whole BOOKS about this stuff smh.
BUT YOU JUST RUINED IT FOR YOURSELF -_____-
What if the guy you were talking about in your status saw this?
Then he'll know that you're playing hard-to-get and will find an alternative way to ulimately PLAY YOU.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????
Does that mean you're gonna get high?
Cuz i think you already are, since your status makes no sense at all -___-
and btw you misspelled the word "rocketship"
......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't even have to say anything about this one lol
The person who commented on this status just summed up everything i wanted to say in just two little words lol
um..........I guess he knows now smh
YOU JUST PUT IT ON FACEBOOK!!!!!
He probably saw it 2 seconds after you posted it.
I hate it when ppl do this -____-
You act like he won't see it
That's just like telling someone a secret but yelling it so that everyone in the building can hear what you're saying.
And because i love you all, imma do one more:
i found some pictures of some hot (ghetto) messes and imma roast them cuz this was too good of an opportunity to pass up lol.
If you can even see this crispy girl, she's wearing a romper/jumpsuit smh.
that girl looks like stole an amish quilt and made this outfit -___-
And the white belt makes her look even worse and that pose doesn't help at all
This, apparently, is a prom photo O.o
I STILL can't figure out the theme that they had for prom
I see tutus, pearls, corsets, and a half-shaven head- sounds like Willow Smith to me
The queen of hot (ghetto) messes has arrived:
IT'S FANTASIA!!!!!!!
i can't believe she's not skinny anymore, and I STILL can't believe she won american idol smh.
This is another Willow Smith in the making smh
NO WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY!!!!!
This is probably why they made up the rule in the first place.
Um.........You look like the long-lost sister of Mario&Luigi.
They called and said something about collecting money and getting more shrooms.
I think you need to call them back ASAP
here's their number:
Girl, if you don't take those candy-colored Jesus Sandals of yo feet, imma have to take a picture and post this on my blog.
OH WAIT.............I JUST DID!!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHA
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